Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Our First Campaign Slogan

I like to make sure that anything that comes out of the Con's (we call him the Con) campaign is fully representative of his lifestyle and thoughts. So that said, we've got our very first secret, underground campaign slogan. This is taken straight from the True-isms section of the Con's website: "Good service is sexy..."

It's true, good service is sexy, and Matthew won't just give you good service, but expect all his fellow men and women to give good service to each other. What a wonderful message to start out a campaign. If we all behaved a bit more like the Con and less like ourselves, many of the world's problems would be solved. Remember, until next time, good service is damn sexy.

Draft McConaughey For 2012!

Are you a Republican? Are you sick of losing elections? Do you want a man who hears the voice of the people, while having the voice of an angel? Well join our movement and draft Matthew McConaughey to run for President in 2012. He has been a lawyer crusading for civil justice, a naval lieutenant, and a football coach. He is ready to lead on day one, and he knows your pain. Some of the best Republicans have come out of Hollywood, Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Teddy Roosevelt, and now Matthew McConaughey. It's time for a new direction, it's time for a new GOP, it's time for President Matthew McConaughey.

Paid for by the Draft McConaughey for President Committee.