I like to make sure that anything that comes out of the Con's (we call him the Con) campaign is fully representative of his lifestyle and thoughts. So that said, we've got our very first secret, underground campaign slogan. This is taken straight from the True-isms section of the Con's website: "Good service is sexy..."
It's true, good service is sexy, and Matthew won't just give you good service, but expect all his fellow men and women to give good service to each other. What a wonderful message to start out a campaign. If we all behaved a bit more like the Con and less like ourselves, many of the world's problems would be solved. Remember, until next time, good service is damn sexy.